Funny fella

I'll write a proper update soon but I feel I need to write about this guy who works on my floor. He must be about 50 and is really thin, like he's eaten too many lemons and all of the juice has been sucked out of him. He works in the mailroom and pushes around the mail cart a lot of the time, he honestly is the strangest little man i've ever had the fortune to encounter. When wanders about he's constantly doing these weird exhaling breaths (not sure how they would be spelt - eeeeehhhhhg!) and he licks his dried out lips as he potters around. I've just seen him eating his lunch and he was tucking into a slice of bread! No butter or any sort of trimmings but a plain slice of bread. I wish I had a camera phone to record his exploits serreptitiously as he is just so weird. While i'm on the subject there is a woman in the office who has the voice of a little girl...I keep thinking someone has bought their kids in when she talks, she must be late 40's aswell and a smoker as she feels the need to attempt to clear the mucas off her lungs whenever she walks by my desk. People are weird.